Catalog Of Lesser Anomalous Items

Forward: In addition to containing Major Anomalous objects, the RPC Authority also contains numerous Lesser Anomalous Items. These items are always Alpha in classification and frequently mundane in nature. The majority of lesser anomalous items are contained at Site 016 'The Warehouse'.

The Lesser Object Format can be found here under the "Lesser Object" section.

Designation: LO-151

Description: One (1) pair of wooden chopsticks with the phrase, “Give me Asian food!!!” scribbled on both chopsticks in black sharpie.

Site Location: N/A. Currently buried under the ████████████ Chinese Breakfast & Buffet.

Properties: LO-151 is constantly levitating. LO-151 will travel to the closest restaurant that produces Asian cuisine. Once LO-151 arrives to the location of a place that sells Asian cuisine, customers within the restaurant will experience a slight increase in the quality of the food. It is unknown wether the arrival of LO-151’s arrival to a restaurant causes the quality of the food to increase or whether LO-151 affects the expectations of the costumer.

Designation: LO-152

Description: One (1) M1911 pistol with an unknown device found within the weapon. A small switch that has to settings designated “Deadly” and “Safety”.

Site Location: Site-016

Properties: When LO-152 is set to “Deadly” and loaded, LO-152 will work as a proper M1911 pistol. When LO-152 is set to “safety”, loaded, and aim at a subject viewing the weapon, LO-152 will create a series of rapid flashes of light that creates a memetic anomaly that causes a subject who observe the flashes to enter a comatose state. Subjects will remain in this comatose state for twenty-four (24) weeks.

LO-152 was found within a GARD facility by MST Papa-45 (21 Raiders & Thieves).

Designation: LO-153

Description: A mundane copy of volume 1 of the manga Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders.

Site Location: Site-016

Properties: Any heterosexual human male that reads the volume in it’s entirety will instantly develop homosexual tendencies. At the time of writing there is no known way to prevent this.

Designation: LO-154

Description: One (1) board game with similar rules to Monopoly with the Amazing Co!. logo on the side. The phrase “Amazing Monopoly 2 - Electric Boogaloo”.

Site Location: Site-016

Properties: LO-154’s anomalous properties when two or more players begin playing LO-154. When a player wins, through an unknown process, LO-154 will deposit 100 USD in the winning players bank account.

Designation: LO-155

Description: one (1) generic 30cm(12 inches) stainless steel tongs with the number “419” printed on its handle.

Site Location: Site-016

Properties: LO-155 when grabbed by a person while making skin contact, they gain increased proficiency in cooking with grills. The current theory is that the data are stored inside the LO-155 itself and while LO-155 is grasped the subject has access to the data within LO-155 temporarily. This is comparable to a USB connection to a computer. It can access the USB’s data while connected without it being downloaded into the computer. LO-155 can differentiate different types of touch from grabbing. It is theorized that the number 419 is supposed to represent that LO-155 is the 419th invention of its creator. LO-155 is able to survive 1473 Kelvin (1200°C) and is able to stay in shape even after 1270 kilograms of force (12454,45 Newtons) is acted upon it. LO-155 limit of insusceptibility is unknown, though because of its mundane nature and mild usefulness, it will no longer be tested.

Designation: LO-156

Description: One (1) Panasonic camera of unknown type, manufacture date circa 1992

Site Location: Site-016

Properties: LO-156 will transform into a clone of American filmmaker George Lucas for exactly 17 minutes once every 24 hours. This effect appears to trigger at random.

Designation: LO-157

Description: Ten (10) Organisms that resemble that of a Samsung A20.

Site Location: Site-002

Properties: LO-157-1 through LO-157-10 are able to obtain nutrients by absorbing particles in the air via an orifice located on the very bottom of the organism. The organisms are able to obtain energy by photosynthesizing light. Research into LO-157 instances reveal they have eukaryotic cells.

LO-157-1 through LO-157-10 were found on a raid on an APAS34 site on 02/01/2001.

Designation: LO-158

Description: One Pair of Wooden Earrings.

Site Location: Site-002

Properties: When worn by a female of any age they will experience feelings of extreme euphoria. This experience will last for as long as LO-158 is worn. Once LO-158 is taken away from a subject, the subject will experience feelings of depression.

LO-158 was found in the home of PoI-████ (Monica T. Corazon). PoI-████ was taken into Authority custody for interrogation. It is believed that PoI-████ has connections with an APAS auction site in the area of Miami, Florida.

Designation: LO-159

Description: One (1) Metallic Box with the words “Bullets” painted onto each side.

Site Location: Site-010

Properties: When an item is placed within the box the item will turn into a mass of bullets equal to the mass of the original mass of the object placed within the box. LO-159 was given to the Authority by PoI-████ (Timothy Q. Giovani) after defecting to the Authority from the group of Interest known as AEP or The Association.

Designation: LO-160

Description: One (1) Canis lupus.

Site Location: Site-002, previously contained in Site-014

Properties: LO-160 anomalous trait is its size. LO-160 is 55 mm in length. Previously, LO-160 was Dr. Yannis’ service animal given the name “Barker”. “Barker” is believed to have made contact with RPC-███ during Site-014’s destruction which is hypothesized to be the reason of LO-160’s anomalous properties.

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