Catalog Of Lesser Anomalous Items

Forward: In addition to containing Major Anomalous objects, the RPC Authority also contains numerous Lesser Anomalous Items. These items are always Alpha in classification and frequently mundane in nature. The majority of lesser anomalous items are contained at Site 016 'The Warehouse'.

The Lesser Object Format can be found here under the "Lesser Object" section.

Designation: LO-101
Description: A ████ brand bar of soap.
Site Location: Site-279
Properties: When being held, the item exhibits a decrease in friction, invariably slipping away from grip and landing on the floor with the branded side up. Subjects around the area express heightened expectation and a sudden interest on the object, with reluctance to picking it up. The item later returns to its holster by unknown means when out of sight, with the effects dissipating. Using the object for its intended purpose shows no wear on the item whatsoever.

Designation: LO-102
Description: A large egg, formerly measuring about 11.4 centimeters in diameter, with a cheetah-print pattern.
Site Location: Site-279
Properties: Egg hatched into a female Acinonyx jubatus20after 94 days in incubation. The subject, hereby designated as LO-102-2-1, is healthy, but X-ray analysis of the reproductive organs indicates a series of egg-producing and laying organs similar to that of an oviparous animal. LO-102-2-1 was transported to Site-279 for further research, and to attempt to set up a breeding program in order to further study its reproductive anomalies.
Note: LO-102-2-1, as well as any hypothetical parents, siblings, or offspring, has been given the tentative scientific name of Acinonyx jubatus ovumalgarum, as of ██/██/2018.
Additional Note: Subject was recovered from an Albanian street vendor named Alban Ismail, who claimed to be selling "authentic cheetah eggs." Upon interrogation, Ismail revealed that nineteen (19) additional instances were sold for 3300 Albanian Leks21 each. When pressed on where he obtained the eggs, Ismail refused to answer, even under threat and eventual application of force. Funds obtained from the sale of LO-103 instances have since been seized. Ismail was given the tentative designation of a PT-03 POI, and has since been detained at Site-009 for further questioning.

Designation: LO-103
Description: An adhesive bandage strip with no apparent brand.
Site Location: Site-008
Properties: When the item is applied to any open wound in a way that successfully apposes the borders of the wound (Cut, ulcer, burn or even firearm wound) it accelerates the rate of healing and scarring, cutting the time it would normally take to heal by half. However users report loss of key events from log term memory the longer it takes to heal the wound. Item is currently contained at Site-008, available for use by medical personnel to treat minor wounds.

Designation: LO-104
Description: One (1) CD Case containing a disc labeled "Super Street Fighter IV RPCDX Turbo"
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Can be played on any game console from the 7th generation22 onwards. Appears to be a completely new game based on the engine of Street Fighter 4, where the character roster is made up entirely of anomalies contained by the Authority, with some exceptions23. Besides the mechanics of the in-game depictions of RPC-068 and RPC-686, the game itself appears to present no other anomalous effects. The game also contains a bonus stage, where the player is tasked with destroying a car that resembles LO-023.

Designation: LO-105
Description: One (1) unmarked cassette tape, manufactured in 1984.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: If LO-105 is inserted into any compatable device, it will proceed to play Mr. Brightside by The Killers. Every attempt to overwrite the contents of the tape has been unsuccesful.
Notes: LO-105 was recovered in 1994, 10 years before the release of Mr. Brightside.

Designation: LO-107
Description: One (1) textbook entitled Disorderly Conduct
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: If the user attempts to order LO-107 in any given list, the list will shift to depict LO-107 to be ordered incorrectly. Any attempts to correct the list will result in further damage to the list's order. Due to the anomalous properties of LO-107, the succeeding lesser anomalous object is to be to designated LO-106.

Designation: LO-106



Description: One (1) MP3 Player manufactered in 2011.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: If LO-106 is used to play any mp3 media, all users within range of hearing will each hear a different song that is seemingly chosen at random.
Notes: LO-106 was recovered due to a report made by the daughter of Dr. █████ ████ when she apparently bought the object in a common technology store.

Designation: LO-108
Description: A female Oriental Longhair cat.
Site Location: Site-016 (Under the personal care of Dr. Dalia ████████)
Properties: LO-108 is measured to be about 4.5 kilograms and 55 centimeters without its tail, possesses 6 legs, and black non-reflecting sclera. LO-108 is confirmed to be blind and possesses an enhanced sense of smell and hearing. Subject appears to not be slowed down by its additional limbs, being able to run faster than the average cat and climb surfaces with ease. The feline shows no abnormal signs of aggression towards the monitoring staff, however it does not accept physical contact with any individual other than it's personal caretaker Dr. Dalia ████████. Further tests to record behavior during periods of increased sexual drive pending.

Designation: LO-109
Description: One (1) Leather Aviation Cap
Site Location: N/A26
Properties: When worn by a living subject, they gain a large amount of "Luck". This allows the subject to avoid most lethal encounters. However, this effect is at the expense of their personality, as the individual will become extremely unlikable.

Designation: LO-110-AR
Description: A Heineken-brand bottle cap.
Site Location: Site-016
Properties: Subjects who visually perceived LO-110-AR experienced an intense desire to chew on it.
Notes: Destroyed after an unfortunate interaction with CSD-1032, whose jaw structure was drastically altered by RPC-███, resulting in a notable increase in the subject's bite force.

Designation: LO-111
Description: A human female with vulpine ears, eyes, and tail with black hair and fur.
Site Location: Site-031-2
Properties: Entity is capable of creating thaumaturgic fire from its hands at will.
Notes: LO-111 is known to be an instance of a mass produced model from the "Sacred Flame Kitsune" range of products made by the GOI known as Kubushiki Kawaii.

Designation: LO-112



Description: A rubber duck.

Site Location: Site-016, formerly Site-027

Properties: LO-112 functions identically to a rubber duck unless buried in any substance with similar consistency to soil. When provided with water, LO-112 will sprout a small tree with red bark and yellow, duck-shaped leaves. In addition, a single new instance of LO-112 will be grown from the tree, falling from the tree a day after blooming.

Addendum: LO-112 was utilized in the creation of RPC-735. However, due to LO-112's nature, an additional instance was created and later retrieved from Site-027 and relocated to Site-016.

Designation: LO-113-AR



Description: A spot robot identical in appearance to those produced by Boston Dynamics.

Site Location: Neutralized, formerly Site-027

Properties: LO-113-AR is a spot robot that mimics the behavior of a standard household cat. It functions without power and is generally friendly to staff it interacts with. The claw arm attached to the top of the robot functions independently of the main body. It will attempt to "bite" anything that gets close that it perceives to be alive. The claw arm is equipped with a muzzle to prevent any injuries when dealing with LO-113-AR.

Addendum: LO-113-AR was utilized as the body of RPC-735. As there appear to be no means of separating it from RPC-735, LO-113-AR is effectively neutralized.

Designation: LO-114

Description: A quill.

Site Location: Formerly Site-027, currently stored within RPC-735

Properties: LO-114 is a writing quill that, when ink is applied, is capable of writing in air, or what has been dubbed "3D writing" by some staff. Anything draw with this ink will be fully functional as if it were made of ordinary materials. However, LO-114 is unable to be used to create weapons such as guns and swords. Attempting to do so will still create an object that can be interacted with, but any gun will not shoot and any sword will not cut. The cause of this still is unknown.

Addendum: LO-114 is currently stored within a chamber in the center of RPC-735. Attempts to retrieve it are being considered.

Designation: LO-115-AR


LO-115-AR in an inactive state

Description: A colonial organism resembling sand.

Site Location: Neutralized, formerly Site-027

Properties: LO-115-AR is a colonial organism that resembles a pile of sand when inactive. The individual grains of LO-115-AR are also identical in appearance to a grain of sand, with the exception of the presence of an elytra-like structure. When in need of food or needing to move for other reasons, the entire colony will open their elytra and unfurl insect-like wings. The colony moves as a single mass, and moves in a similar manner to how a jellyfish would move in water. The colony seeks out rocks or metal to consume, though will always prioritize the former. Any consumed rock or metal will be brought to the center of LO-115-AR and converted into more colony members. Any member who is removed from the mass will instantly lose their anomalous properties.

Addendum: LO-115-AR was absorbed into RPC-735, where the primary function of the colony was shifted as well as several members expiring and being uses as a form of armor. As such, LO-115-AR is effectively neutralized.

Designation: LO-116-AR



Description: An eyeball with neural connections split into 8 tentacle like structures.

Site Location: Neutralized, formerly Site-027

Properties: LO-116-AR is an eyeball which has had its neural connectors lengthened and split into 8 separate arm-like structures. Each arm is approximately a meter in length. LO-116-AR is able to manipulate these arms in a manner akin to an octopus. LO-116-AR is also capable of plugging these arms into existing neural structures or similar structures. Though LO-116-AR is incapable of boring through animals to reach these regions, it is more capable of digging up a plant's roots and connecting there. However, this can only be used as an energy source for LO-116-AR. Following Incident-116-L, reclassification of LO-116-AR into an RPC object is pending.

Addendum: Currently utilized as they eye and controlling consciousness of RPC-735. While it is considered neutralized, it could alternatively be considered reclassified as RPC-735 due to its prominent role in its existence.

Designation: LO-117
Description: A human male with reptilian scales covering various parts of its body. Also has reptilian eyes and a reptilian tail.
Site Location: Site-009
Properties: Entity possess the ability to freely change the colour of its skin in a manner similar to that of a chameleon.
Notes: LO-117 is known to be an instance of a mass produced model from the "Chameleon" range of products made by the GOI known as Kubushiki Kawaii.

Designation: LO-118

Description: A 10.5 inch audio reel tape, designed to play ten seconds of layered, complex tonal frequencies on a constant loop.

Site Location: N/A

Properties: Brief exposure to anomalous frequencies yields no long-term physical damage. The tape itself plays at extremely low volume, as even the most powerful speakers barely emit 30 decibels; Electronic enhancement only seems to increase white noise and obscure the actual subject of the recording. Regardless of volume, listeners exposed to the anomalous frequency claim to hear "the perfect guitar solo". Several researchers with musical training were asked to dictate, with most attempts ending in the musician growing frenzied and depressed. Subjects claim they could not recreate what they'd heard, or insist that repeated observations of the tonal pattern continued to yield varying results.

Recovery: RPC-235 was seized from Studio Z27 on March, 1965. Frank Vincent Zappa, who was renting the recording studio at the time, was suspected of creating the tape in question. Coinciding with reports of unexplained mania connected to the location, initial investigations suggested that Frank Zappa was unaware of RPC-235's anomalous properties. This was quickly disproved, however, after a series of missives from The Academy of True Art were discovered during the search and seizure. Vice squad was tipped off, and a raid conducted, tasked with confiscating suspected pornographic material. Three RPC agents were planted on the vice squad to seize RPC-235 without alerting civilians or authorities. While the raid was successful, Studio Z was later found to be unrelated to the anomalous activity in the area.

Addendum: Provides treatment for temporary relief of RPC-234-2.

Designation: LO-119

Description: A .3 x .3 x .3 meter 'Rubix Cube' bearing an immeasurable amount of densely packed cubes.

Site Location: Site-077's low risk anomalous object storage wing.

Properties: The value of cubes LO-119 possesses constantly changes, with it's average amount being around 85,000. Subject's attempting to 'solve' LO-119 report an inability to do so, and begin to experience intense emotional distress when met with failure.

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