RPC-Nutshack-J

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Registered Phenomena Code: Nutshack-J

Object Class: Alpha-Yellow

Hazard Types: Ideological Hazard, Visual Hazard

Containment Protocols: RPC-Nutshack-J is to be contained within a standard 190mm by 135mm by 14mm DVD case. RPC-XXX is to not be used unless permission has been granted by a Level 3 researcher. All instances of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 in existence at any given time are to be allowed to use RPC-Nutshack-J to prevent a containment breach.

Description: RPC-Nutshack-J is a DVD containing the first season of the Filipino-American animated sitcom The Nutshack. RPC-Nutshack-J itself appears to be non-anomalous, exhibiting no anomalous properties when analyzing the disc's files. RPC-Nutshack-J's anomalous properties manifest when RPC-XXX is placed in a standard DVD player. When played, RPC-Nutshack-J will play a modified theme song of The Nutshack, which will attract all living subjects within a 5-meter radius to the DVD player playing RPC-Nutshack-J. RPC-Nutshack-J will then play the pilot episode of The Nutshack. Upon viewing the episode for a period of 5 minutes, the subject is to be designated an instance of RPC-Nutshack-J-1.

RPC-Nutshack-J-1 instances are biologically identical to standard humans, with the exception of the brain. CAT scans of the brains of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 instances reveal that the subject's brain has centered activity around melanin production, which ceases once the subject's skin pigment resembles the average skin pigment observed in The Philippines. From this point, Instances of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 will refer to themselves as "Tito Dick", and will act in a very egotistical manner. Instances of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 demand exposure to RPC-Nutshack-J, and will begin to attack any nearby unaffected subject if refused. Attacks will cease if the instance of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 is given RPC-Nutshack-J.

Discovery: RPC-Nutshack-J was discovered on 25/7/2009 in Detroit, Michigan when an individual referring to himself as "Tito Dick" Had killed his girlfriend due to the individual removing access to RPC-Nutshack-J. The case was initially viewed by the Detroit police department, who had contacted the authority when the detective reviewing RPC-Nutshack-J began exhibiting identical symptoms to that of the initial instance of RPC-Nutshack-J-1. RPC-Nutshack-J was then sent to Site-002 for containment.

Addendum: RPC-Nutshack-J's footage appears to alter itself periodically, differentiating from the initial footage on RPC-Nutshack-J. If this footage is described in any capacity, the document that is described will be drastically edited. Five (5) versions of this footage have been recovered and have been described in the special pages below.


RPC-Nutshack-J BUT IT'S ALPHA WHITE

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Rehistradong Phenomena Code: Nutshack-J

Class ng Bagay: Alpha-White

Mga Uri ng Hazard: Ideological Hazard, Visual Hazard

Mga Containment Protocol: RPC-Nutshack-J ay matatagpuan sa loob ng isang standard na 190mm ng 135mm ng 14mm DVD case. Ang RPC-XXX ay hindi dapat gamitin maliban kung ang pahintulot ay ipinagkaloob ng isang researcher ng Level 3. Ang lahat ng mga pagkakataon ng RPC-Nutshack-J-1 na umiiral sa anumang naibigay na oras ay pahihintulutang gamitin ang RPC-Nutshack-J upang maiwasan ang isang paglabag sa containment.

Paglalarawan: RPC-Nutshack-J ay isang DVD na naglalaman ng unang panahon ng Filipino-American animated sitcom The Nutshack. Ang RPC-Nutshack-J mismo ay mukhang di-maanomalyang, nagpapakita ng walang anomalya na pag-aari kapag sinusuri ang mga file ng disc. Ang mga anomalya ng RPC-Nutshack-J ay nagpapakita kapag ang RPC-XXX ay inilagay sa isang karaniwang DVD player. Kapag nilalaro, RPC-Nutshack-J ay magpatugtog ng binagong theme song ng The Nutshack, na maakit ang lahat ng nabubuhay na paksa sa loob ng 5-meter radius sa DVD player na naglalaro ng RPC-Nutshack-J. Pagkatapos ay i-play RPC-Nutshack-J ang pilot episode ng The Nutshack. Sa pagtingin sa episode para sa isang panahon ng 5 minuto, ang paksa ay dapat itinalaga ng isang halimbawa ng RPC-Nutshack-J-1.

Ang mga halimbawa ng RPC-Nutshack-J-1 ay biologically magkatulad sa karaniwang mga tao, maliban sa utak. Ang mga pag-scan ng CAT ng mga talino ng RPC-Nutshack-J-1 ay nagpapakita na ang utak ng paksa ay nakasentro ng aktibidad sa paligid ng produksyon ng melanin, na huminto sa sandaling ang balat ng balat ng paksa ay kahawig ng average na pigment ng balat na naobserbahan sa The Philippines. Mula sa puntong ito, ang Mga Halimbawa ng RPC-Nutshack-J-1 ay tumutukoy sa kanilang sarili bilang "Tito Dick", at kumilos sa isang napaka-egotistical paraan. Halimbawa ng pagkakalantad ng RPC-Nutshack-J-1 sa RPC-Nutshack-J, at magsisimulang mag-atake sa anumang kalapit na hindi naaapektuhang paksa kung tumanggi. Ang mga pag-atake ay titigil kung ang halimbawa ng RPC-Nutshack-J-1 ay binibigyan ng RPC-Nutshack-J.

Discovery: Ang RPC-Nutshack-J ay natuklasan noong 25/7/2009 sa Detroit, Michigan kapag ang isang indibidwal na tumutukoy sa kanyang sarili bilang "Tito Dick" ay pinatay ang kanyang kasintahan dahil sa indibidwal na pag-alis ng access sa RPC-Nutshack-J . Ang kaso ay unang tiningnan ng Detroit police department, na nakipag-ugnayan sa awtoridad kapag ang mga tiktik na nagsusuri ng RPC-Nutshack-J ay nagsimulang magpakita ng magkatulad na sintomas sa unang pagkakataon ng RPC-Nutshack-J-1. Pagkatapos ay ipinadala ang RPC-Nutshack-J sa Site-002 para sa containment.


RPC-Nutshack-J BUT IT'S OMEGA BLACK

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It's the Nutshack: Nutshack-J

It's The: Nut-Shack

It's The: It's The Nutshack

IT'S THE NUTHSHACK: IT'S THE NUTSHACK! IT'S THE NUTSHACK! IT'S THE NUTSHACK! IT'S THE NUTSHACK

Phil's from 'Cisco: Jack’s from the P.I! Horatio or Horat so big-eyed! Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies! Jack’s cool, he's lazy, he’s still learnin’! Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin! Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her! But it’s not happenin’, neither! Shakin’ like a seizure! Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather! (YEAH!) Breathe that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?!

IT'S THE NUTSHACK!
IT'S THE NUTSHACK!
IT'S THE NUTSHACK!
IT'S THE NUTSHACK


RPC-Nutshack-J BUT IT'S WRITTEN BY A MENTALLY DISTURBED 9 YEAR OLD

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Code for the object: Nutshack-J

Class: A-yellow

How it hurts: Changes how you think, Changes what you see

How to keep it contained: RPC-Nutshack-J is to be kept in its case. You cant use it without permission. You give it to the crazy dick men if they want it.

What it is: RPC-Nutshack-J is a DVD of the nutshack. the disk has no magic. when you put it in a dvd box, it plays a song. the song attracts humans. then the show plays. if you look at the show you go crazy, like my dad.

People who watch the show are the same as us, but the brain is different. They become brown, too. Then they call themselves tito dick. They want the disc. If you dont give them the disc, they beat you. I dont like this.

Discovery: RPC-Nutshack-J was found in Michigan when one of the crazy tito dick guys killed his female friend. The police got involved. police saw another crazy man and decided to give it to the authority because it was odd.


RPC-Nutshack-J BUT IT'S OUT OF ORDER

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Containment Protocols: RPC-Nutshack-J is to be contained within a standard 190mm by 135mm by 14mm DVD case. RPC-XXX is to not be used unless permission has been granted by a Level 3 researcher. All instances of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 in existence at any given time are to be allowed to use RPC-Nutshack-J to prevent a containment breach.

Object Class: Alpha-Yellow

Description: RPC-Nutshack-J is a DVD containing the first season of the Filipino-American animated sitcom The Nutshack. RPC-Nutshack-J itself appears to be non-anomalous, exhibiting no anomalous properties when analyzing the disc's files. RPC-Nutshack-J's anomalous properties manifest when RPC-XXX is placed in a standard DVD player. When played, RPC-Nutshack-J will play a modified theme song of The Nutshack, which will attract all living subjects within a 5-meter radius to the DVD player playing RPC-Nutshack-J. RPC-Nutshack-J will then play the pilot episode of The Nutshack. Upon viewing the episode for a period of 5 minutes, the subject is to be designated an instance of RPC-Nutshack-J-1.

Hazard Types: Ideological Hazard, Visual Hazard

Discovery: RPC-Nutshack-J was discovered on 25/7/2009 in Detroit, Michigan when an individual referring to himself as "Tito Dick" Had killed his girlfriend due to the individual removing access to RPC-Nutshack-J. The case was initially viewed by the Detroit police department, who had contacted the authority when the detective reviewing RPC-Nutshack-J began exhibiting identical symptoms to that of the initial instance of RPC-Nutshack-J-1. RPC-Nutshack-J was then sent to Site-002 for containment.

Registered Phenomena Code: Nutshack-J

RPC-Nutshack-J-1 instances are biologically identical to standard humans, with the exception of the brain. CAT scans of the brains of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 instances reveal that the subject's brain has centered activity around melanin production, which ceases once the subject's skin pigment resembles the average skin pigment observed in The Philippines. From this point, Instances of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 will refer to themselves as "Tito Dick", and will act in a very egotistical manner. Instances of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 demand exposure to RPC-Nutshack-J, and will begin to attack any nearby unaffected subject if refused. Attacks will cease if the instance of RPC-Nutshack-J-1 is given RPC-Nutshack-J.


RPC-Nutshack-J IN OMEGA BLACK BUT EVERY INSTANCE OF THE WORD "NUTSHACK" IS REPLACED WITH A NAME OF AN OBJECT FROM WITHIN RPC-943

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It's the Pershing Mk. 1 Tank: Nutshack-J

It's The: M1907A2 Automatic Rifle

It's The: It's The M1913 Kevlar Helmet and M1913 Kevlar Vest

IT'S THE Sikorsky Ilya-13 "Orel" Aircraft!: IT'S THE Mauser M1900 Pistol! IT'S THE Mosin M1895 Sniper Rifle! IT'S THE Sturmpanzer M1917! IT'S THE Lee-Enfield "Bruss" Machine Gun!

Phil's from 'Cisco: Jack’s from the P.I! Horatio or Horat so big-eyed! Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies! Jack’s cool, he's lazy, he’s still learnin’! Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin! Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah! Phil’s homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her! But it’s not happenin’, neither! Shakin’ like a seizure! Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather! (YEAH!) Breathe that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?!

IT'S THE M1918 "Feldtarn" Uniform!
IT'S THE P-Model Respirator!
IT'S THE Mauser G-18!
IT'S THE Hahn-13!

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