Dr Lobster Emperor's Communist Utopia
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Context as to this yeeting is located in this footnote1. Oh and there are links to the full thread shit2 and3. Absolute yeetery.

"You're probably wondering how I can type with only lobster claws. The answer is that I can't and every word I type causes me untold pain and misery." -Dr Lobster Emperor to the Granma

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE DARK THEME HAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED MY PAGE! CAN WE PLEASE FUCKING GET RID OF THIS GARBAGE?

WELCOME READERS, RAIDERS, SHITPOSTERS, AND RETARDED MODS, TO DR LOBSTER EMPEROR'S FUCKING AUTHOR PAGE!

Step right up and enter a land of shitposting given form. Where all of your worst nightmares will probably come true.

"Oh so I'm supposed to say something about myself? Uhhh…well I'm the Glorious Lobster Emperor of a Glorious Lobster Empire. That good enough for you? The quicker we get this over with the quicker I can go back to throwing darts at my djkaktus dartboard." -Dr Lobster Emperor to the Passasson


Due to Health and Safety Regulations4 Author Pages Must Not Be Obscured And Must Be Clearly Displayed So Here They Are

RPCs:

Collaborations:

Tales:

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Oh it me. After taking the photo, the person holding me was promptly executed.

However, if you would like access to my Sandboxes for sneak peaks at what I have done, please click the provided collapsible below5:
+ Show My Sandboxes!

Expect more 36 stars by moen7 glorious works to come in the future, maybe.

Blairin is a based shitlord btw and I'm going to overthrow him and turn this place into a communist utopia and if you don't like that than frankly you can get fucked ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

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"You know, before I started writing for this accursed shithole of a site, in my free time I'd attend gatherings and dance. It was never requested." -Dr Lobster Emperor to the Rodong Sinmun

So you wanna know how I got into the RPC? No? OK. Well instead of telling you about the drama on the SCP Foundation that lead me to abandon it due to past falling outs with mods/admins on there8, and how I initially was far more active on the RPC Authority9, then eventually just losing activity and resting in the case now due to outside things1011.

So…how about instead I tell you about myself in a cringe "Learn about me" format!

Q: So how old are you?
A: Well, I stopped counting after 568212 centuries.

Q: Where do you live?
A: Atlantis, specifically the "Special Lobster Emperor12 and Emperor of all Crustacean's Specific Palace For Purpose of Living and Various Other Lobster Related Activities."

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Legends say that only 2% of the Chad RPC is still left following the purge of the glorious CFO masterrace restructuring of the RPC. I mean come on, this group of spastic hairless chimps couldn't even fucking keep the logo.

Q: So what inspired you to write for the RPC?
A: I mean, I used to write for the SCP. If by write you mean "never actually get anything published" but try anyway. Then the drama that I said I wouldn't explain happened, and I came here relatively quickly. The only reason I didn't swap day 1 is because I just didn't know the site existed.

Q: So if you're a communist then how come you're an emperor? Since you're an emperor that means you're part of the bourgeoisie and therefor an -
A: Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Q: So you're a doctor, what's your PhD in?
A: I actually have 3 PhDs from the University of Goodness in Cairo. One in advanced economics, one in human based consumables and another in something called "Ha ha this retard actually thinks our PhDs are worth anything what a fucking moron", although I'm not quite sure what that means.

Who's ready for some EÑEPOSTING?!

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Note that while this is, objectively complete and utter shit, it's still better than pretty much everything else SticksNTricks has ever made. I mean look at Baph13, holy shit it looks like he's a melted plastic doll. ShitsNTricks insulted himself with this utter piece of garbage more than he did me. But what can you expect from a brony?

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The following is random characters and shit from the 3 other languages I have on my phone. Don't ask what they mean, because I don't know either.

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陳寅恪民間公使吳奧誒誒。

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I Normal Summon Mad Lobster, and then enter my Battle Phase and attack you with Mad Lobster, bringing your Life Points down to 0 and securing me the duel!

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OH AND BTW RPC ADMIN RETARDS, STOP FUCKING MAKING EVERYTHING DISCORD BASED! WE'RE NOT A FUCKING DISCORD SERVER, WE'RE A CREEPYPASTA-KNOCKOFF SITE! AND FOR THE RECORD MAKING A CHINESE RPC DISCORD IS THE MOST FUCKING RETARDED THING EVER SERIOUSLY DISCORD IS BLOCKED IN CHINA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?! IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING DISCORD WITH YOU SPEDS!

List of Sites the RPC Authority Should Not Migrate to:
#1: EVERY FUCKING SITE EXCEPT WIKIDOT, JESUS CHRIST YOU IDIOTS DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT IF WE CHANGE SITES NOT ONLY DO WE FUCKING LOSE USERS BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE WILL WANT TO MIGRATE, BUT OUR CODE WILL GET FUCKED UP AND THE TRANSFER PROCESS WILL BE PHYSICALLY PAINFUL. SERIOUSLY ENKRUM, STOP BEING SUCH A DUMB FUCK AND STICK WITH THE SHIP WE'RE ON.

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It is not spelt "neutralize", it is neutralise. It is not spelt "color", it is colour. It is not spelt "aluminum", it is aluminium. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong and American swine.

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