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The following is an investigation log by Mobile Task Force Edna-84 ("And Thus Upon His Crucible"), an MTF trained to investigate anomalies that exist or have influence over video games and similar media.

Edna-84 were tasked with investigating a potential instance of GoI "Gamers Against Weedkillers", a group of edgy teenagers responsible for creating a multitude of anomalies.

A-1 joined the game
A-2 joined the game
A-3 joined the game
<A-1> Alright guys, you know the drill.
<A-3> Right. Fan out
<Greenpilled> GOD DAMNIT LUPIN DID YOU USE THE NUKE COMMAND AGAIN
<Dr_Lupin> Listen accidents happen
<Dr_Lupin> Oh! New people! Are you looking for a faction.
<Meozer_the_box> hey Fags join my faction
<Pwner1775> who dis
<baphomet_72> You know we’re quite comfy here in the nether uwu
<Dr_Lupin> You have lava everywhere you tool how is that comfy?
<A-2> What is wrong with these people
<A-3> Clearly under the influence of some kind of cognitohazard. Type out the memetic agent.
<A-1> সূত্রвасьміက်ဖ̴̢̡̀́g̡̀s̶͢҉͏r̸͟҉ţ͞h͟͝i̢҉ò̴͏̧͘चाय
<Meozer_the_box> I don’t speak chinese
<A-1> Ok, they should be catatonic now.
<enigma108> Nigga what
<Greenpilled> F
<Pwner1775> kys fafs
<Dr_Lupin> Sorry guys I don’t speak beep boop
<Greenpilled> Are these guys all Liber alts?
<Meozer_the_box> the fuck are these retards talking about
<A-1> What the fuck? The memetic counter agent has had no effect.
<A-1> Are they… not under any anomalous influence? Oh god..
Liberonscien joined the game
<A-3> Guys, we need to focus on the mission.
<A-1> Yes. We’d like to ask a few questions to the users of this server.
<Dr_Lupin> Oh hey Lib whats up
<Liberonscien> I am doing well Dr_Lupin, I see we have new members.
<baphomet_72> Members that haven joined my faction >:c
<Moenennbys> I make great music
<Pwner1775> no one cares moen
<Dr_Lupin> No one cares retard.
<Meozer_the_box> Moen ur fat
<Dr_Lupin> JENKINS STOP PLAYING THAT GAY FUCKING PARODY
<oldman_jenkins_> -w-
<Moenennbys> Buy my soundcloud album!
<baphomet_72> mew ur 12
<Greenpilled> baph ur gay lmao
<Dr_Lupin> Moen stop advertising or I will fucking smite you
<Pilotmobius> hewwo uwu
<Moenennbys> Just buy my music then
[Smited]
<A-1> They do not seem willing to respond to questions.
<Meozer_the_box> No retard Moen is being retarded again.
<Greenpilled> Lupin turn the rain off’
<Mr_Cor_Something> Actually, the rain is entirely random. There are three weather states that are possible without commands. You can have normal rain, clear weather, or thunderstorms. The way this happens depends on the the biome.
<Meozer_the_box> Mr C nobody cares.
<Pilotmobius> 10 mins dinner brb
pilotmobius left the game
<Liberonscien> A-1, what questions? I would be willing to answer any questions, if within my ability.
<Pwner1775> i hate jews you know
<Mr_Cor_Something> In deserts, there will not be any rain, but there will be in desert rivers. At the same time, there will be snow in the snowy biomes. In any biome, lighting will happen, but only when teh player is in a 4 blochunks radius. YOu can sleep during thunderstorms[, but not normal rain
<Mr_Cor_Something> srcew off mew
<A-1> Do the users of this server know anything about the group, Gamers Against Weedkillers?
<Greenpilled> @Lupin.
pilotmobius joined the game
<Dr_Lupin> You cant fucking ping in minecraft fag
<Greenpilled> @Lupin.
<Greenpilled> @Lupin.
<Greenpilled> @Lupin.
<Greenpilled> @Lupin.
Charlie_DS4 was slain by zombie
<Greenpilled> @Lupin.
<Greenpilled> @Lupin.
<Greenpilled> TURN TE RAIN OFF IM LAGGNG
<Liberonscien> A-1, I am not familiar with that name, personally.
<Mr_Cor_Something> f
<Dr_Lupin> NO FUCKING BITE ME
<Pwner1775> fucking plebs
<A-1> Does anyone on this server know anything about something mysterious or anomalous?
<Vizlox> Anomalies?
<Vizlox> Bruh moment. This nigga thinks RPC is real
<~skeleqrow> bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<A-1> Please elaborate on what “RPC” is.
<Vizlox> It’s like SCP except less gay uwu
<A-3> How the fuck does he know what SCP is.
<A-1> FUCK THERE’S BEEN AN INFO BREACH
<Dr_Lupin> Imagine being this retarded
<Vizlox> Fucking roleplayers lmao
<Greenpilled> I cant belive
<Greenpilled> Lupin is fucking retareded
<Pwner1775> why do y ou tards keep dying by zombies
<Dr_Lupin> Says the one who cant spell retard
<Oculism> MM DRY AGED STEAK AM I RIGHT
<A-3> GAW must know about the SCP Foundation.
DootPlayer left the game
<A-1> Everyone fan out and search for anything anomalous
<A-3> Sure thing, boss
A-2 was slain by enigma108's [Flamingo]
<A-2> Oh god they are hostile
<Dr_Lupin> What do you want Fags we want to play block game.
<enigma108> Get fucked retard uwu
<Pwner1775> you are faggot retards
<Oculism> lol lupin tp them to mew and let them kill him itll be fucking hilarious amirite
<Oculism> did you also know that the emperor penguin can stand up to 4 feet tall
<Meozer_the_box> Why is the fucking discord vC broken i wanna talk to you autists
<A-3> Can I get coords to a large base, by chance?
<Oculism> mew stfu
<Greenpilled> u wouldnt talk anyay mew ur too pussy
<Dr_Lupin> Idk discord is fucked rn
<Meozer_the_box> Shut up wage slave
<Meozer_the_box> Go drive around some black chicks fucking
<Blairin> A-3, accept the tpa.
A-3 teleports to Blairin, on top of a large statue of Jesus Christ.
A-3 hit the ground too hard
<Blairin> YOU WERE NOT WORTHY
<Vizlox> Blairin, the ufck you doing
<Blairin> HE WAS NOT WORTHY. I HIT HIM OFF THE JESUS STATUE. HE IS INCREDIBLY FAT AND BOUNCED 3 TIMES WHEN HE HIT THE GROUND.
<Vizlox> based
<Greenpilled> kys kindergartner
<Oculism> a-1 do you like rat meat
<Greenpilled> I’ll drive through your goddamn house squeaker
<Pwner1775> 3nibber the villager slaves arent working i thought i told you to fix them
<Meozer_the_box> I’m sure you will -w-
attention
<Pilotmobius> deadass hungry lel im w ill make a chicken nugget
pilotmobius left the game
<Greenpilled> Karbon is a soyboy
roob_time joined the game
<A-2> Listen fucker i’m gonna rip your goddamn intestines out
<baphomet_72> hi roob!
<A-3> You need to calm down man!
<A-1> It must be a cognitohazardus effect!
<roob_time> hello friends!!!!
<baphomet_72> hey liber alts yall got any sand
<baphomet_72> im trying to make a nice comfy colony uwu
<A-1> We dont have sand we are here to do a job
<Moenennbys> Speaking of sand can someone get some for me?
<baphomet_72> I’m gonna be real with you chief
<baphomet_72> im dissappointed
<A-1> stop bumping my posts
<A-1> this is important
<Pwner1775> get it yourself moen
<enigma108> i need redstone :c
<Mr_Cor_Something> I have some sand in a chest somewhere
<Mr_Cor_Something> But its going to cost you
<Moenennbys> You just dont get it. I am the consumer economy of the server Pwner
<Mr_Cor_Something> Enigma, there is redstone in the vault
<baphomet_72> I have a lot of iron -w-
<Pwner1775> nigga have you looked for the shit ton of redstone blocks we have?
<Oculism> yall ever played ratatouille
<Oculism> master chef my ass
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<baphomet_72> and tnt
<blairin> wtf bomb threat
<blairin> @mods
<Dr_Lupin> Blairin you literally own the server
<blairin> @mods BOMB THREAT
<Sinaticus> You bomb my trees, I bomb your life!
<roob_time> hi pilot!
<Greenpilled> Mew im gonna call Child protective services
<Meozer_the_box> Boson i’m gonna call your boss
<Meozer_the_box> And tell him you told someone to put on their seatbelt
<A-2> LISTEN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT
<Greenpilled> im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
<Greenpilled> im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
<Greenpilled> im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
<Greenpilled> im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
<Greenpilled> im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
<Greenpilled> im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
<Greenpilled> im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
<Greenpilled> im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck
<Meozer_the_box> SHUT UP RETARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<Pwner1775> arr we doing this? Oh we are
<A-3> STOP BUMPING OUR POSTS
<Mr_Cor_Something> hes mad about minecraft
<baphomet_72> He’s seething.
<Greenpilled> @LUPIN FIX VC GAYTARD
<Dr_Lupin> I dont control discord fag
<Meozer_the_box> SAY SOMETHING MEANINGFUL FOR ONCE THEN
<A-3> You’re server is being overrun by the anomalous entity 4453
<Dr_Lupin> Tf does that mean, are you one of those gay SCP larpers
<baphomet_72> i cant believe SCP is raiding us
<Greenpilled> more like sc pee lmao
<A-1> Ummm
<A-2> What is this S C P you speak of?
<A-3> A-2, they already know who we are. Are u not paying attention
<Pilotmobius> deadass hungry lel ima make get some watermelon
pilotmobius left the game
<Greenpilled> Ok cool, so youd like RPC then
<Greenpilled> Read 313 first
<Dr_Lupin> No read RPC-003 first
<Meozer_the_box> No read 176
<Pwner1775> scp is fucking dead decibiles killed it off a long time ago
<Greenpilled> youre fucing dead tumpor brain
<baphomet_72> i miss bumble
Pilotmobius Joined the game
<Greenpilled> i miss bumble’s diamonds tbh
<Dr_Lupin> I miss Tumbles fatness
<Meozer_the_box> I like it when bumble calls me cute wtf pedo
<BigBuilderMcGee> REATARDS KILL YURSELF IM NPT FAT YURE ALL INCLES
BigBuilderMcGee left the game
<Pilotmobius> Brb Guys ima go eat dinner
pilotmobius left the game
<Greenpilled> BASED
<Pwner1775> they fucking ruined scp
Anata_E_No_Shi joined the game
NobleCaptain244 joined the game
<Pwner1775> 4004 is the worst scp i have read
<Greenpilled> The Torah is the worst scp i ever read
<baphomet_72> kys stpormfag
<A-3> Can you just stop bumping the chat for once.
<A-2> Now have you Noticed anything odd?
<Greenpilled> what r u gay
<A-1> We think that there is something in the minecraft server causing anomalous effects
<A-2> Yes for instance the random storms, and that house that got dropped on me.
<Dr_Lupin> nahh that was me I was dicking around with worldedit sorry.
<Greenpilled> lmao gay
<Greenpilled> are these guys looking for faelyn
<Bodhi> Im looking for fae fae too
<baphomet_72> ayo hol up
YVYH was shot by skeleton
pilotmobius joined the game
<baphomet_72> hmm
<Dr_Lupin> F
<Bookshelf11> F
<Legolindal> Fuck blacks
<Pwner1775> f
<A-2> Why are you all saying F?
<Dr_Lupin> We gotta pay our respects.
GreenPilled has earned the achievement [A Terrible Fortress]
<A-2> A terrible fortress? Is that where the anomaly is?
<baphomet_72> you mean the autism cube tbh?
<A-1> Autism cube?
<Greenpilled> N
<YVYH> I
<Pilotmobius> G
<baphomet_72> K
<Pwner1775> N
<Greenpilled> BAPH FUCK OFF KYSSSSSS
<baphomet_72> I’ll show you kys ;)
<Pwner1775> KILL URSELF BUMBLE
<Dr_Lupin> Stop being gay baph
<Greenpilled> we need vc back this is rarted
<baphomet_72> Someone’s mad
<A-3> BACKUP. What is the autism cube?
<Pilotmobius> brb dinner
pilotmobius left the game
GreenPilled left the game
GreenPilled joined the game
<Pwner1775> its a cube of autism
<Greenpilled> VERY FUNNY LUPIN
<Moenennbys> can someone get me sandstone?
Jokah was shot by Skeleton
<Greenpilled> F
<Dr_Lupin> Fuck off moen
<baphomet_72> I’ll show you gay ;)
<Greenpilled> stop
<YVYH> the kos is still on by the way
<A-1> Wait theres a KOS?
<Pilotmobius> brb dinner
pilotmobius left the game
<RaceCarDriver114> ok back guys
<RaceCarDriver114> Wait who are these fags?
<Vizlox> Imagine still not fixing silk spawners, Kyrsk.
<Greenpilled> ok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back ok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok back guysok
<baphomet_72> lupin you retard
Pilotmobius joined the game
<Pwner1775> greenpilled stop spamming reatars
<baphomet_72> give me my shit back >:C
<baphomet_72> I stole it from JOKAH fair and square cunt
<Dr_Lupin> To bad fag
<Pilotmobius> brb dinner
pilotmobius left the game
<A-1> Can someone please just tell us what the autism cube is?
<oldman_jenkins_> -w-
<oldman_jenkins_> sorry baph thats just how it is
<enigma108> the autism cube is a waste of resources and retarded to build
<Greenpilled> ur a watse of resources
<baphomet_72> I’ll waste ur resources >:)
<A-2> But is it responsible for the effects?
pilotmobius joined the game
Parall3l joined the game
<Greenpilled> if u wanna see my cube tp to me its very based
<Greenpilled> ok
<A-2> How do we tp?
PilotMobious joined the game
<Mr_Cor_Something> use /tpa and then the username you wish to tp to in this case /tpa greenpilled after which there will be a wait period as boson must accept the tp
<Greenpilled> Mr C stfu
<baphomet_72> no keep going
<Greenpilled> Anyways tp I need to go soon because I got a passenger
<Pilotmobius> hey wheres my dog
<Dr_Lupin> Don’t worry about it
<Greenpilled> ok there it is its based i know
GreenPilled left the game
<Dr_Lupin> Pretty sweet right?
<A-3> how did you get here?
<Pwner1775> oh i know where your dog is karbon owo
<Dr_Lupin> Oh I am admin so I can tp whenever.
<Vizlox> Sometimes I wonder why I still play on this server with your fucking admin abuse Lupin.
<Dr_Lupin> Its because you love me vizlox UwU
<Vizlox> I don't love fat people
<Dr_Lupin> Yea I don't like bumble either
<Vizlox> haha yes
<Pilotmobius> brb dinner
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<baphomet_72> hey liber alts
<baphomet_72> dont break anything
<A-1> Hmm I am picking up cognitohazardous readings from the artifact.
<A-2> We should contain it in that case, we can’t have anyone getting near it till we figure out what it does.
<Mr_Cor_Something> Cognitoharards were not added until 1.13.1
<Pilotmobius> wtf how do u craft a lantern mew
<enigma108> in these parts larpers get their ass beat
<Mr_Cor_Something> Here let me get the wiki page on it
<A-3> I am going to have to ask everyone to log off while we contain the artifact
<A-1> What A-3 said this object is highly dangerous
<Pwner1775> why are you even named a-1 to fuck all
<Dr_Lupin> kek what fags
DrHaroldTheDank joined the game
<DrHaroldTheDank> No one expects the secret yeet
DrHaroldTheDank left the game
GreenPilled joined the game
<baphomet_72> oh shit
<Greenpilled> what
<Greenpilled> the fuck
<baphomet_72> based whatposter
<Greenpilled> GET AWAY FROM MY CUBES RETARDS STOOPPPPOPPP
<Greenpilled> LUPIN DELETE THEM
<Dr_Lupin> Alright lemme kick them
<Dr_Lupin> wait wtf I cant kick them
<Mr_Cor_Something> Lupin learn to admin
<Pilotmobius> what
<enigma108> wtf you mean
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<~lazy> hey guys what happened just got home
<Greenpilled> WTF FAELIN ALT
<baphomet_72> lmao EVERYTIME
<Mr_Cor_Something> Enigma, I think we need to take this into our own hands
<enigma108> ok
<Meozer_the_box> Sup retards
<A-1> Looks like the dev tools work
<Dr_Lupin> WTF hackers
<Meozer_the_box> just kick them lupin why are u such a fucking retard
<Greenpilled> its time to restart the server
A-1 has been shot by enigma108 using [Flamingo]
<Greenpilled> wait these guys are using woden tools wtf
<Dr_Lupin> Lets just fuckem up then
<Mr_Cor_Something> TPA to me to kill these fags
<baphomet_72> epic
<Meozer_the_box> h/tpask A-3
<Meozer_the_box> Fuck
<YVYH> Yea lets fucking get them
A-3 was slain by Meowzer_the_box using [Meowmere]
A-2 was slain by NobleCaptain244 using a diamond sword
A-1 was slain by Dr_Lupin using [Dragon Slayer]
<Pwner1775> you guys need some upgrades? A diamond sword costs 10 diamonds you know :^)
GreenPilled tried to swim in lava
<Greenpilled> wait shit
<Greenpilled> II LOST ALL MY SHIIIT! I LSOT 3 STACKS OF NETHERACK!!
<Greenpilled> I LOST ALL MY EXPERIENCE AND MY NETHER QUARTZ TOO FUCK YOU LUPIIIIIIIIN.
<Greenpilled> I also lost the liber alts wooden pickaxe
Dr_Lupin Sucks to suck
<Greenpilled> that it does
<roob_time> friends! Can’t we just sort this out!
A-3 was killed by wolves whilst trying to hurt Mr_Cor_Something
A-2 was killed by oldman_jenkins_ using [-w-]
Dootplayer was shot by a skeleton
<Dr_Lupin> christ doot you fucking suck
<Dootplayer> fucking lag
<Pwner1775> Are you fucking n[Redacted] still fighting?
<A-1> XK CLASS BREACH FALL BACK
<A-3> OH SHIT
<Greenpilled> at least
<Meozer_the_box> Looka t these larping retards lmao
<Greenpilled> my cube is safe
<Pwner1775> xk class breach? ffs you are from reddit arent you?
<baphomet_72> ill make you safe boson -w-
<Greenpilled> kys
<roob_time> sorry friend!!!
<Pwner1775> reddit faggots go back
<Pwner1775> WE ARE BEING RAIDED BY REDDITFAGS ALERT N[Redacted] ALERT
<Meozer_the_box> *fox noises*
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PilotMobious left the game
PilotMobious joined the game
<Vizlox> Polotmobius, why the fuck do you keep joining and leaving? You've went to eat dinner like 10 times in the last 2 hours.
<Pilotmobius> fuck you

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