RPC Authority

Constructive criticism is appreciated

Containment Protocols: RPC-XXX is to be contained in the vat it was found in measuring 2x8x2 meters in a 13x13x13 containment cell with standard surveillance watching the entrance and interior of the cell

Description: RPC-XXX is a viscous liquid with a consistency similar to molasses, when materials are placed into RPC-XXX it makes an item that is held together and animated by RPC-XXX, while these items can be animate it is only done so under certain circumstances. As far as The Authority knows is if any danger presented to living creatures with sapience or if there's an object that is a general threat

Test Log

Test Log 1

A member of CS was given a tablespoon of RPC-XXX to observe if its properties being similar to molasses had any effect on the human body, no observable change was noted other than the CS member having black fecal matter, the CS talked about how it tasted like metal and extreme discomfort during their bowel movement, upon further inspection it was found that it was not fecal matter but RPC-XXX itself, the instance has been stored for further study.

Test Log 2

Another CS was given RPC-XXX in the same setting, the CS emerged from the sample collection chamber wielding a knife swinging and jabbing at personnel upon which the knife became animated and stabbed the CS in the left carotid artery and out the other side of the CS's neck killing them within minutes before security personnel could intervene, upon closer inspection it appeared that the knife was in two parts, the handle and blade and was held together with RPC-XXX, it is hypothesized that the CS had hidden the blade and handle in their rectum¹

sandbox article link : http://rpcsandbox.wikidot.com/quacks-rps

RPC-XXX is a viscous liquid with a consistency similar to molasses, end sentence. when materials are placed into RPC-XXXadd comma it makes an item that is held together and animated by RPC-XXX, end sentence while these items can be animate add comma it is only done so this only occurs under certain circumstances. As far as The Authority knows add comma is if any danger presented to living creatures with sapience or if there's an object that is a general threat.

I have no idea what the final sentence is trying to say.

Put the experiment logs in a quote box. You can find it in the tool tips with the Q in a dotted box. But the code for it is > you MUST add a space after the >, otherwise it won't show up. When you do so, you get this:

A member of CSD class was given a tablespoon of RPC-XXX to observe if its properties being were similar to molasses and if it had any effect on the human body, end sentence. No observable change was noted other than the CS member CSD class having black fecal matter, end sentence The CSD talked about how it RPC-XXX tasted like metal and the extreme discomfort felt during their bowel movement, end sentence Upon further inspection add comma it was found that it was not fecal matter but RPC-XXX itself, end sentence The instance has been stored for further study.

Another CSD was given RPC-XXX in the same setting, the CSD emerged from the sample collection chamber wielding a knife swinging and jabbing at personnel end sentence upon which The knife then became animated and stabbed the CS in the left carotid artery and out the other side of the CSD's neck add comma killing them within minutes before security personnel could intervene, end sentence Upon closer inspection add comma it appeared that the knife was in two parts, the handle and blade and was held together with RPC-XXX, end sentence it is hypothesized that the CSD had hidden the blade and handle in their rectum

Alright, hold up. Why the hell did this guy shove a BROKEN blade up his ass? That's 1. a huge oversight by ASF, and 2. Really dangerous and stupid for the CSD to do.

I've got a few problems with this article. First of all, why is it beta yellow? it's not particularly dangerous nor hard to contain. Second, the idea itself is rather weak. As far as I understand, it's just glue, that's it. That's not terribly interesting. Maybe it could create items out of nothing, or the simplest of materials, or something. Third, it's way WAY too short, there's barely any detail on the object, what it does, what it's capable of, or any other further detail. Fourth, why are all the experiments just CSD eating the thing? Out of all the things that could be done with this, why is it just eating it and shitting it out? Why not throw stuff in the vat and see what comes out? Why not test how well it can keep stuff together? Why even eat it to begin with? What reason would the Authority have to test something like that? What benefit?

I'm afraid this article needs some serious reworking and expansion. As it stands, I would not support this article. Sorry man