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my only complaint is that this is a -j

cmon it'd be great if this existed in-universe

Add a cross link in the article to RPC-940 for context

Edit: The Author of 940 deleted the article so I guess no one gets the context. 940 was an RPC that could only be described through audio logs. 940-J is a satire on that.

Congratulations pogchamp!

Everything I said about this back during the contest still holds true! As the co-author of the cursed boi¹, I think this is the greatest thing ever written yet!

Sigh.

Amazingly written, that's what I have to say,
about this freakishly funny 940-J!
It breaks from the norm, that is surely for sure
the style just leaves me begging, just wanting for more!
I congratulate you on your writing, you brought it alive,
which is why you earn my highest rating of 5!

I really don't have much to say.
I'm quite a fan of 940-J.
I would read it with a mouse in a house, on a train in the rain, in a box with a fox or next to a gay with a tray!
Indeed it is true.
Do I like 940-J? Indeed I do.

Just good. Plain good. Really have to agree, I’m sad it’s a -j.

Sadly the mainlist article this one alludes to has been deleted as per co-author's request due to disputes in the community and overall dislike of the RPC Authority community… Still this work is outstanding and an instant 5 star from me.

This is my review on 940-J.
It's my current favorite RPC.
It's much more than just okay.
It has earned a 5 star rating.

Kinda reminds me of SCP-2521
The SCP that can be only explained in image fun.

Wait I just explained what it was in text.
Better break the rhyme now so I can see whose best.

RPC-940-J can fight SCP-2521.
Then, while they fight I can just run.
Run and escape and hope that when they're done.
The most forgetful of the two will be the winning one.

That the last survivor will forget about me.
I'm about to break rhyming purposely.
Better get set, yeah, get ready.

Here we go!

Here we go!

The article could also work as a non-j, and it does exactly what it needs to without dragging on for too long.

4/5.