Registered Phenomena Code: 790
Object Class: Gamma-Yellow
Hazard Types: Sapient Hazard, Animated Hazard, Extra-terrestrial Hazard, Ecological Hazard, Climatologic Hazard, Organic Hazard, Transmutation Hazard, Extra-DImensaional Hazard, Chronological Hazard.
Containment Protocols: Due to RPC-790's omnipotent and time-bending nature, no real advancement in containing RPC-790 has been made, and RPC-790 is free-roaming but under the watchful eye of various Level 5 Clearance personnel and members of the Global Directorate, with the begrudging acceptance of surveillance by RPC-790 himself.
RPC-790 is designated as Gamma-Yellow, and for this, must not be approached or talked to by any other member of the RPC Authority, apart from Level 5 Clearance and Global Directorate members. This excludes Head Researcher Dr. █████, Site-███ Director ██████ ████ and a Janitor in Site-███ called Bobby.
If RPC-790 appears in a Containment Chamber of a different RPC, alert it to get out of the Containment Cell with all respect and kindness. If any rash or informal words are used, RPC-790 will not get out of the Cell and will continue to annoy Site Personnel.
If RPC-790 appears in any other Site than Site-███, 790 must be redirected with formal directions and, if need be, regional coordinates of Site-███, explaining the country, region and overall area of the Site. Do this in a kind and formal manner, or else there will be a continued, annoying conversation going onward.
Any Authority personnel below Level 5, Global Directorate and the Three excluded Personnel above, must address RPC-790 as 'RPC-790'. In no circumstance should you use the word 'Ahzruhkhal', let alone words like 'Buddy', 'Pal', 'Man', 'Friend', 'Chum'. If any personnel is swayed to speak these words, they should be removed or remove themselves from the presence of RPC-790 and given a week or rehabilitation and therapy, as there might be instances of migraines and hallucinations later on.
The Reason for the mentioned allowed personnel to have a form of immunity to this is not fully known.
Description: RPC-790 is a humanoid resembling a male, wearing a stylish, grey velvet trench coat, with various buttons of varying size and shape, witching their size and shape every few hours and completely changing color, shape, and material after each appearance. RPC-790's face is very pale, with completely grey-shaded irises, with perfect, circular, black texture around and within them.
RPC-790's jaw and mouth area are covered in a thickly lined, combed and perfectly cut full beard, with a mustache extending further outward on either side. His hair is shaved on either side and above his neck, only allowing a fissure of hair to stay right on top of his head. The hair color is a deep, chestnut brown, though if stared long enough, it may resemble black, ginger and light brown.
Under his coat, he wears a grey suit, with a grey tie, white shirt, grey over-vest, grey pants, grey belt and (Yes) grey shoes with grey laces. Overall, RPC-790 has no real change in the color of his clothes.
The image seen above was drawn by Dr. █████.
RPC-790 is a reality-bending organism, able to bend time and space to appear anywhere and do anything. It has already boasted with feats of turning a Site-███ guard's coffee into hard rum, joking that "Look at me, I'm Jesus ███████ Christ!" This sort of behavior makes his inner seduction of various non-immune personnel easier, as his suave and charismatic features and voice give off unknown energies that influence personnel and their brain matter to feel relaxed and trusting.
This kind of bodily behavior cannot be seen in the immune personnel. It is understood, from RPC-790's own words, that 'They have chosen or been chosen (…)' proceeding with an obscure pop culture reference on the Video Game "Half-Life 2".
Overall, this kind of behavior leads many to believe that RPC-790 is a harmless reality bending entity that seeks to, in his own way, cooperate with the Authority, with the new addition of various 'vlogs' of his time away from Site-███, depicting various escapades. An interview was made between him and Dr. █████, on the date of ██/██/████. See Addendum 790-A.
It is to be noted to vary of RPC-790, for his free-roaming capabilities and impossibility to be properly contained and only surveillance with his own volunteered way has led to the designation of Gamma-Yellow, as being a strong being of great power without any known goals concerning Humanity or the Authority.
Currently, RPC-790 has helped find 3 RPCs, and contain them. Namely, RPC-003, which was found, in his words:
"I was walking down in ██████, at ██ AM, and saw a garage sale. Then way in the back, I found a grey bin with these plastic army dudes so I thought I'd pop in and tell you they were moving. Not like, shake the bin moving, moving. Get on that."
What he was doing in ██████ is unknown.
The after effects of conversing or socializing with RPC-790 are mysteriously ranging from harmless to life-threatening. If personnel of the non-immune of RPC-790's 'aura' converse with RPC-790 in any way, be it through comms, video or face-to-face, in an informal, budding or rude way, and if using the words specified in the Containment Procedure, the subjected personnel will have varied effects. How long personnel should or can speak or how many words can or can be said is still unclear, as even four to five seconds can be both lethal and harmless.
After effects include symptoms like migraines, hallucinations, sleep paralysis, sleep deprivation, insanity and, in severe cases of no therapy, death by suicide.
Addendum:
Discovery:
RPC-790 first appeared in front of Site-███'s Janitor, nicknamed Bobby, for the personnel's own protection. By Bobby's accounts, RPC-790 appeared to him just as he began work in the Cafe room, moping the floor and conversing with the 'kind stranger'. The Janitor didn't think of asking RPC-790 what he was doing in Site-███ and why he did not have a clearance card, however, Site-███ security systems soon identified RPC-790 as an intruder and it was, willingly, taken in for questioning by the Site's Guards.