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Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXX

Object Class: Theta-Yellow Alpha-White

Hazard Types: Ballistic Hazard, Extra-terrestrial Hazard, Sapient Hazard, Regenerative Hazard, Organic Hazard (pending review) Grouped Hazard

Containment Procedures: RPC-X is to be supported in combat by MST Echo-12 "Holy Knights" against unknown extradimensional hazards and anomalies. As RPC-X is located in high lunar orbit, appropriate space travel and weaponry alike are to be provided to MST Echo-12, in addition to WATCHDOG AI "Centro". As RPC-X Is a valuable asset to the security of humankind and the Authority, it is to be kept alive, and in optimal condition for battle. Any requests of RPC-X are to be provided if possible, as long as it does not break standard RPC protocols.
RPC-X prefers to be called "Dripic'ta", but also responds to its RPC designation number.

RPC-X-1 through -3 are to be contained in Site-[REDACTED], in high-value storage item lockers. Since transportation of RPC-X is nearly impossible, minimal security is needed.

Description: RPC-X is a humanoid, possesses a dim "fire", most presumably male in gender, 5'11" in height during its neutral form, but may change its size to be up to 700 meters in height. RPC-X claims to be a "holy grand knight sent to protect the Earth and humankind", and claims to be named "Dripic'ta Asdiqu'ra-el", although this has not been proved nor disproved as of yet. RPC-X dons protective armor (RPC-X-1), made of an unknown type of material, which may be described as having a "cosmic texture". RPC-X also possesses a shield (RPC-X-2) and broadsword (RPC-X-3) of the same material as its armor. RPC-X-1 through -3 also expands and contracts corresponding to the current size of RPC-X without affecting any of its physical properties, other than size. How RPC-X does this is unknown.

RPC-X has the natural ability of camoflage and near-complete indetection to those it does not to witness it, escaping Authority detection for, what it claims, "200 years".

RPC-X-1 through -3 are a set of items formerly in possession of RPC-X, namely: full-body armor (RPC-X-1), a circular shield (RPC-X-2), and a broadsword (RPC-X-3). All of these items have an appearance which can be described as a "cosmic texture".

RPC-X-1 is made of 7 armor pieces: one helmet, one standard-appearance chestplate, one leggings, a pair of boots, and a pair of arm guards, with designs vaguely similar to Roman armor during the 3rd century. RPC-X-1 is very durable, and can withstand 150000 N of compressive force, without changing form. The limits of the durability of RPC-X-1 remains largely unknown.

RPC-X-2 is a circular shield, 8.5 meters in diameter in its base form, which seems to be an almost-perfect circle. RPC-X-2, according to RPC-X, is "resistant to any attack, based on our technology". This is most likely true, as it has deflected the attacks of RPC-YYY, and RPC-ZZZ. No further testing of the durability of RPC-X-2 is allowed at this time.

RPC-X-3 is a broadsword, 0.03 mm thick, 2 meters long, and 7 centimeters wide, with a roughly pointed tip. RPC-X-3 cannot be lifted through any means other than RPC-X itself. RPC-X claims that RPC-X-3 is "blessed by the cosmos and the stars it possesses". RPC-X-3 can produce a variety of high-energy ranged attacks, and is able to cut most materials easily.

RPC-X is located at low lunar orbit, and quickly repels global and extradimensonal threats. RPC-X has repelled numerous invasions, including RPC-AAA, RPC-BBB, RPC-CCC, and RPC-DDD.

History: RPC-X was first detected by the Authority on 16/05/1991, when unstable readings of spatial and reality fluctuations were detected, thanks to the Derwinian Anchor (or RPC's equivalent of Scranton Reality Anchor). Due to the initial uncooperariveness of RPC-X, it was classified as Beta-Yellow, but this was changed shortly after a controlled trade of information between the RPC and the Authority.

Addendum 1: "The existence of RPC-X is to be kept classified and unknown from Project Blue Book and United Nations Anomalous Activities Commitee, due to their tendencies of er…lets just say, recklessness in terms of their missions, and we all certainly do not want a Theta dead."
-Senior Researcher Kolendafft

Addendum 2: On 12/24/2024, RPC-X was found to be hit by a specialized missle of Project Blue Book, after its recovery. When MST Echo-12 arrived, RPC-X was found in comatose condition, along with open cuts and broken armor fragments. Armor fragments collected, while SCP-X was in recovery for 5 years, which led to its unexpected neutralization on 05/06/2029. The remaining pieces are in containment.
(Removed initial encounter log because Im not good at it.)

Well Here’s My Criticism

So there are a lot of formatting issues here
First:

Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXX

Object Class: Theta-Yellow

Hazard Types: **You gotta add hazard types here my dude. You can look up the canon registered hazards here

Containment Procedures: RPC-X is to be supported in combat by MST Echo-12 "Holy Knights" against unknown extradimensional hazards and anomalies. As RPC-X is located in high lunar orbit, appropriate space travel and weaponry alike are to be provided to MST Echo-12, in addition to WATCHDOG AI "Centro". As RPC-X Is a valuable asset to the security of humankind and the Authority, it is to be kept alive, and in optimal condition for battle. Any requests of RPC-X are to be provided if possible, as long as it does not break standard RPC protocols.

RPC-X prefers to be called "Dripic'ta", but also responds to its RPC designation number.
UPDATE: RPC-X is currently in critical condition after repelling the radiation of a powerful pulsar burst. As such, RPC-X is to be given special protection and treatment on Mars Site-420. MST Echo-12 are to be temporarily split in two groups, namely, MST Echo-12A "Holy Defense", which will continue the duties of RPC-X while it is under recovery, and MST Echo-12B "Holy Guards" which will foresee the recovery of the RPC, and guard it against attacks until such time it recovers.

Second:
-Initial Encounter Log
Persons Involved: Agent Derric, Agent Reznov, RPC-X, Command.
Begin Log
Agent Derric: Stay alert. We're close. Hume readings are increasing and…decreasing?
At this point, Agents Derric and Reznov prepare the four antimaterial turrets of the RPCSS Tridenia.
Agent Reznov: I'm detecting spatial fluctuations at [COORDINATES REDACTED]. Do we use the uhhh…(RPC equivalent of Scranton Reality Anchors) now?
Command: Yes Ivan. If this works, we may contain a potential Gamma right here.
Agent Reznov launches the (Scranton Reality Anchor?), and it hits RPC-X-2, making RPC-X visible. Both agents make eye contact with RPC-X. Agent Derric aims the front antimaterial turrets at RPC-X.
Agent Derric: Command, we have visual contact. Do we engage?
Command: How many times do I have to tell you Jason that you don't fire immediatley at everything you see?
Agent Reznov: Chill, Command. Take a breather.
Agent Derric: Sorry Command.
Command: Keep track of the anomaly for now. Your invisibility drive should be on. After th-
???: I see that you have caught eye on me.
Agent Derric: Who the hell is that?
Agent Reznov: Command, this is not the right time to play tricks on us!
Command: Its not me! I swear! Our comms are heavily encrypted, and there is no one else on the channel.
Agent Reznov: Which further proves that it is you.
Agent Derric: This is no time for arguments Ivan. We have a potential Keter on our hands, and this skip might be the one doing it.
Command: Just do your jobs.
At this point, RPC-X "speaks" the following sentence when Command was halfway through his sentence.
???: Identify yourselves.
Agent Derric: My name is Jason Derric. This is my friend right here, Ivan Reznov. Now you identify yourself or yourselves whoever you are.
RPC-X: I am Dripic'ta Asdiqu'ra-el, a holy grand knight sent to protect this planet from dangers of other worlds and other dimensions.
Agent Reznov: How are you right here, and how do you not need to breathe?
RPC-X: I was sent here by the cosmos to protect you. Because of my armor, breathing I do not need anymore.
Command: Jeez how long has he been there?
RPC-X: More than 200 years, "Command".
Command: Wait, you can hear me as well?
RPC-X: Of course. You are also communicating with these humans as well right? That is why I can hear you.
Agent Derric: Why are you here?
RPC-X: Just like I said earlier, I was sent here. To protect this planet from the threats of the other worlds, and other dimensions. I have protected you for so much time. It makes me happy that you are starting to be able to protect yourselves.
Agent Derric: Protected us from what specifically?
RPC-X: I protected your kind from, in your account, the solar flare of, in your time, July 2012. I redirected that solar flare. Then I also guarded you from the invasions of the Freejump Kri (yet to be identified), Gester Emperles (yet to be identified as well), [DATA EXPUNGED, DATA ONLY AVAILABLE TO GD-1]
Command: I think we will be needing A amnestics after this mission.
Both agents nod.
Agent Derric: Thank you, erm…
RPC-X: Dripic'ta Asdiqu'ra-el.
Agent Derric: Yeah whatever that name is. Thank you for your cooperation. That is all that we will ask for now.
End log

Critics Note: This entire wall of text needs to be more organized. Use “>” to put all that test in a nice box like this:
-Initial Encounter Log

Persons Involved: Agent Derric, Agent Reznov, RPC-X, Command.
Begin Log
Agent Derric: Stay alert. We're close. Hume readings are increasing and…decreasing?
At this point, Agents Derric and Reznov prepare the four antimaterial turrets of the RPCSS Tridenia.
Agent Reznov: I'm detecting spatial fluctuations at [COORDINATES REDACTED]. Do we use the uhhh…(RPC equivalent of Scranton Reality Anchors) now?
Command: Yes Ivan. If this works, we may contain a potential Gamma right here.
Agent Reznov launches the (Scranton Reality Anchor?), and it hits RPC-X-2, making RPC-X visible. Both agents make eye contact with RPC-X. Agent Derric aims the front antimaterial turrets at RPC-X.
Agent Derric: Command, we have visual contact. Do we engage?
Command: How many times do I have to tell you Jason that you don't fire immediatley at everything you see?
Agent Reznov: Chill, Command. Take a breather.
Agent Derric: Sorry Command.
Command: Keep track of the anomaly for now. Your invisibility drive should be on. After th-
???: I see that you have caught eye on me.
Agent Derric: Who the hell is that?
Agent Reznov: Command, this is not the right time to play tricks on us!
Command: Its not me! I swear! Our comms are heavily encrypted, and there is no one else on the channel.
Agent Reznov: Which further proves that it is you.
Agent Derric: This is no time for arguments Ivan. We have a potential Keter on our hands, and this skip might be the one doing it.
Command: Just do your jobs.
At this point, RPC-X "speaks" the following sentence when Command was halfway through his sentence.
???: Identify yourselves.
Agent Derric: My name is Jason Derric. This is my friend right here, Ivan Reznov. Now you identify yourself or yourselves whoever you are.
RPC-X: I am Dripic'ta Asdiqu'ra-el, a holy grand knight sent to protect this planet from dangers of other worlds and other dimensions.
Agent Reznov: How are you right here, and how do you not need to breathe?
RPC-X: I was sent here by the cosmos to protect you. Because of my armor, breathing I do not need anymore.
Command: Jeez how long has he been there?
RPC-X: More than 200 years, "Command".
Command: Wait, you can hear me as well?
RPC-X: Of course. You are also communicating with these humans as well right? That is why I can hear you.
Agent Derric: Why are you here?
RPC-X: Just like I said earlier, I was sent here. To protect this planet from the threats of the other worlds, and other dimensions. I have protected you for so much time. It makes me happy that you are starting to be able to protect yourselves.
Agent Derric: Protected us from what specifically?
RPC-X: I protected your kind from, in your account, the solar flare of, in your time, July 2012. I redirected that solar flare. Then I also guarded you from the invasions of the Freejump Kri (yet to be identified), Gester Emperles (yet to be identified as well), [DATA EXPUNGED, DATA ONLY AVAILABLE TO GD-1]
Command: I think we will be needing A amnestics after this mission.
Both agents nod.
Agent Derric: Thank you, erm…
RPC-X: Dripic'ta Asdiqu'ra-el.
Agent Derric: Yeah whatever that name is. Thank you for your cooperation. That is all that we will ask for now.
End log

Note: The tone of the interview Log doesn’t sound professional enough for a conversation between an entity and agents of the Authority.

Note(s): At the moment I would probably rate this a 1/5 stars. Other authors would probably give it a 1/5 too because this would probably interfere with the established canon of the universe. I’d suggest if you want to improve the lore and story of the article you go on to the RPC Discord Server and make your way to the lore server. Click here if your interested. In lore this would probably interfere with the GoI project blue book. If I were too improve your article I would write how the entity is in conflict with Project Blue Book which either distracts it from its main objective or Project Blue Book End up killing the entity. That’s just my critic. Good luck.