How does the man look? Does the mayo off the man stick together? Usually when I use mayonnaise I dip in it, so is the man extremely small?
I was thinking that he is the mayo. He's a face in the mayo that sometimes will pop out.
How does the mayonnaise harden? Because mayo can't become glass normally.
I was thinking the mayo turns into plastic to form the jar by changing the molecular structure of the mayo, but the mayo inside the jar is kept the same. The idea is that the jar looks like a Hellmann's mayo jar. Of course I'm not going to say it looks like that, but I will say it looks like an ordinary mayo jar.
Probably choking. But can human interference happen? Because people choking ain't fun.
Yes if the subject's stomach is cut open you can extract the mayo out of the body. The reproducing properties cease once it has exited.
Then why are the mayo mans so hostile? Do they do this involuntary? Do the individuals retain their intelligence?
It isn't their choice. They're people that unfortunately have eaten one of the instances of the Mayo Jar Men and turned into one themselves. They also retain their intelligence. I was thinking of an interview where they describe being stuck in the mayo jar. They would talk about how it smells rotten and how the mayo keeps trying to pull them underneath. Which is why the faces of the mayo jar men only pop out sometimes.
Here's my new idea:
Mayo jar men are people who have eaten a mayo jar man and turned into one themselves. They are constantly fighting to reach to the surface and scream for help, but the mayo around them keeps trying to pull them underneath and screaming is like screaming under water. Eventually they stop struggling. The reason why people are targeted and turn into mayo men is because a person's brain is needed to move the mayo( which would be done by controlling the cerebellum). The mayo requires this movement as it needs to position itself in places where it has a chance of being consumed. This would be done by shifting the weight inside the jar to cause it to roll.
Basically the person is sharing his mind with the mayo which wishes to be consumed so it can reproduce. In regards to what happens to the previous mayo jar man that is consumed. Well the person and his brain is kept at the bottom of the jar to prevent it from being consumed. Only the mayo at the top is what is needed to be consumed to start the reproduction. In the event that the person is eaten along with the mayo he will become stuck inside the stomach of the subject and decompose with the dead subject( if the subject dies). If separated from the rest of the mayo the mayo man will eventually die.
Apologies if I'm all over the place. I thought of the new idea while reading your questions. So I thank you.