Sad Cat:
A stray cat, yellow in appearance, female. Noted to seemingly cry when exposed to audible 'cat puns' or 'treated as a cat' in a conventional "pet-like" manner. These events are almost always proceeded by further reports of small fires being discovered at near-bye locations after a short period of time. Consulted fire personnel are consistently unable to attribute a cause for these fires, suggesting that they are not initiated by conventional means. The consistency with which these events are reported to occur alongside each-other leave little doubt that they are in fact connected in some form. Whether this cat is somehow the cause of these fires or simply predicts them is currently still under investigation. Current testing involves exposure to audible cat puns within a secured environment with fire trained facility personnel stationed to cover the immediate surrounding area (radius of approx 300 meters around subject) in order to observe any potential spontaneous ignitions. Results pending.
RPC-XXX: "Sad Cat"
Summary:
Something I hurt myself while whipping up, I think it has potential!