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Even as a researcher working at The Authority of all places, I find this completely unacceptable. Find an alternative as soon as possible.


RPC-979
Arachkids

My first article. It's about spiders that pose as human children. In this one, I tried to make something better out of the "spiders" and "child endangerment" clichés in horror, and this is the result.




if all evil is open call +44 ██████████


RPC-618
Pandora's Cardboard Box

Cowritten with JokezmJokezm, RPC-618 is a massive tonal shift from my previous article. This came to fruition one day when Jokezm posted thoughts of rewriting a deleted article of his, alongside the image to the right. It was about paper demons. I asked if I could collab with him on it, and that's the story of this baby. He made all the images himself, and that's incredible.



WE, the CHURCH OF MALTHUS, must fight disease… with disease.


RPC-660
Put It Out Before It Puts You Out

RPC-660 is an article introducing a sect of The Church of Malthus that specializes in fungi and infections. I wrote this with GrammerPoliseCheifGrammerPoliseCheif, who proposed the idea of the fungal cigarettes. Smoking is bad for you don't smoke kiddos it's bad



Keep walking.


RPC-755
BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES, AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

Sometimes people get tired after walking for a while, and just want to lay down. What if they couldn't lay down haha



Yes, your RPC-749 instances are still alive. They are still squirming in pain, unable to meet death, because your Authority says so. An unrighteous Authority.


RPC-749
Death Is Late To The Party

I wrote this article with H F DummieH F Dummie as part of the RPC-131 contest. He originally asked me to collab with him, and I couldn't say no to one of my favorite authors. The idea of being still alive despite having loads of injuries is terrifying to me. Although this didn't win the contest, it came second place. That's a plus!

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