Document 263-A

The following is a detailed list of items that have been requested by RPC-263.

When adding items to this list, the following structure must be used: Item, Date, Status, and Notes1.


Item: An old-fashioned jukebox.

Date: 199█-06-17

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 is visibly more cheerful than before.


Item: Air Conditioning

Date: 199█-06-21

Status: Denied

Notes: RPC-263 has repeatedly stated that "it is too hot."


Item: A big electrical fan

Date: 199█-06-21

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 no longer claims that its containment chamber is hot. RPC-263 now spends prolonged periods of time in front of the fan.


Item: A television, no matter the size or type

Date: 199█-10-14

Status: Denied


Item: Any form of entertainment that doesn't imply constantly looking at a rotating fan.

Date: 199█-10-14

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 was given a set of playing cards, Dr. ██████ promised to play Poker with it Tuesdays and Fridays.


Item: A christmas present

Date: 199█-12-23

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 had a christmas party thrown in its honor, to which all stationed personnel and many Site personnel attended. RPC-263 was overjoyed.


Item: A firepit

Date: 199█-01-06

Status: Denied

Notes: RPC-263 is visibly affected by cold, further research into this subject is to be had.


Item: A chimney

Date: 199█-01-06

Status: Denied


Item: A heater

Date: 199█-01-06

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 is no longer cold.


Item: A newspaper

Date: 199█-01-22

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 was given the newspaper that Dr. ██████ had brought with himself. RPC-263 read enthusiastically through the pages and marked several words that it did not know prior. RPC-263 has been observed integrating these words regularly on its vocabulary.


Item: A book

Date: 199█-01-23

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 was given a simple poetry book. RPC-263 became interested on rhyme and rythm.


Item: A book with a lot of poetry

Date: 199█-01-24

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 was given a copy of "The Iliad" by Homer. RPC-263 became very interested on greek mythology and terminology.


Item: A book about the Greeks

Date: 199█-02-01

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 was given an Universal Atlas.


Item: The Holy Bible

Date: 199█-03-15

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 became interested on christianity after reading about it on the Atlas that was previously given to it.


Item: A baptism

Date: 199█-03-27

Status: Pending


Item: A meeting with a holy man

Date: 199█-03-27

Status: Pending


Item: The knowledge granted to us by Our Father Almighty

Date: 199█-03-27

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 is now allowed access to the Level-2 Authority Personnel Library.


Item: Any form of connection to the outside world

Date: 200█-07-02

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 is now allowed limited access to an Authority-supervised internet connection.


Item: A date with Dr. ██████

Date: 200█-10-25

Status: Denied

Notes: RPC-263 has grown emotionally attached to Dr. ██████ in the recent months. It went into a emotionally depressive state after being denied this request.


Item: A gun

Date: 200█-10-25

Status: Denied

Notes: RPC-263 is only throwing a tantrum, it'll pass soon.

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Item: A date with Dr. ██████

Date: 200█-11-10

Status: Approved

Notes: Just give it what it wants.


Item: A better internet connection

Date: 200█-05-11

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 was granted a slight loosening on supervision and restrictions on what it could do and see while browsing. RPC-263 now frequents different internet boards and social media.


Item: A personal computer

Date: 200█-05-26

Status: Approved

Notes: RPC-263 is now allowed to keep a personal computer for leisure. RPC-263 has been observed creating original comical content mostly based around current internet trends. From this habit, RPC-263 has adopted the pseudonym "Shitposter Jones" for frequent use during its online interactions.


Item: Driscoll

Date: 20██-██-██

Status: [REDACTED]


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